Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Feminine Propaganda

A woman is an experiment in propaganda. A PR machine with its own hierarchy and chain of command. Sophisticated lies designed to maintain image and deflect suspicions. Lies; self-proclaimed to be of the white variety. Words are manipulated as easy as men. Even with parted lips, sighs, and barely audible mumblings; the credibility is ought to be questioned. A man is left wondering which side of the conflict he is on. Did he fall prey to the hype, the publicity and deranged obsessions? Did he ever manage to take a glimpse into the real thing; the ulterior motives, the hidden agendas, and the dungeons of torture?

A woman is an experiment in totalitarian rage. An embodiment of bloodless coups and sadistic indoctrination. Stability is a static tectonic plate on the roiling, molten magma. A man could only wish to be the insipid creature in her vibrant habitat, or the stereotypical camel to her proverbial, elusive desert mirage.


A woman is an erroneous weather forecast that will ruin your weekend or leave you stranded in a thick forest. A relief mission that proselytizes and discriminates. A gift to the unrepentant flock by the non-existent gods.

A woman is an evocative manifestation of mobs and illicit trade. Of highly coveted smuggling routes and turf wars. Of territorial conflicts and nuclear stand-offs.


A woman is like a lean-to structure; she’s only as good as the mountain of excuses she’s built her life upon. She’s only as good as the fan-base she’d grown through her theatrics. A woman is an experiment in primal rage. Of the inarticulate neurotransmitters or the lack there-of.

A woman stands in defiance to international inquiries and fact-finding missions. It’s the timeless and most outrageous bias of history; that a woman is always granted the permission to self-investigate wrong-doings.


A woman is an experiment in propaganda; sweet, hypnotic and brainwashing propaganda. And we, men folks, will always fall for it.

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P.S. Just so that the TRA don't think I'm posting porn and block me for it; the above are artistic impressions of Blaqis (the Queen of Sheba), Hatshepsut (the Pharao queen), Cleopatra and Zenobia (queen of Palmyra).

5 comments:

moryarti said...

Quoting Homer Simpson: "booobiees"

hemlock said...

heh. nicely written.
iLike.

Susan said...

Ouch! What did she do???

soreal said...

a woman, specially a mid-eastern, is almost always perceived through the reflection of the mental mirror of the beholder.
it helps if you take of your reflective goggles from time to time :P

yuga said...

boooobies