Tuesday, August 11, 2009

How You Come to Know Tzipi Livni is a Whore

And a proud one at that?

It’s a simple process.

The circumstantial evidence is too strong to overlook.

Once upon a time, an American Zionist neo-conservative (and you have to acknowledge these are much more dangerous and ignorant than your average Zionist, since they don’t live in the region and don’t understand its geopolitics,) tried to make fun of sexual suppression amongst Arab youth. How was he doing that? By citing the sales records of an internet-based Israel porn producer and distributor. He said that most subscribers to the afore-mentioned service were from Egypt and Jordan, age 18 to 35, and were quite satisfied with the service rendered. Their favorite scenes were of IDF female soldiers indulging in sexual pleasures in-between training sessions and terrorists-hunting missions. Some of the subscribers even wrote ‘thank you’ notes to the website management and sincerely wondered if the porn stars were indeed IDF soldiers. The answers in all cases were resounding YES. So this shows, according to our American friend, how sick-minded, sexually repressed and perverted, Arab youth are.

So my response to our friend was simple: no man can stop his wiener from getting hard at the sight of a whore in action. I told him that even the Israeli higher echelons were infested with whores. Including the 'gorgeous' Tzipi Livni. He then started seething with anger and asked me, rather impolitely, to prove these allegations.

I told him I can’t prove it 100%. But the circumstantial evidence is too strong to overlook.

So let’s start amassing these circumstances:

We do know for certain that the above-mentioned female was a Mossad agent in the early 80s. And we are further told (by Wikipedia, no less) that she was a player in the so-called “Operation Wrath of God”. The objective of the covert operation was to “ assassinate individuals alleged to have been directly or indirectly involved in the 1972 Munich massacre.” The dance floor was mainly western Europe. But there are usually no boundaries, ethical or otherwise, when it comes to Mossad assassination. Let me elaborate.

The Kidon, or the department of assassins within the Mossad, was/is comprised of various units of different specialities. Each unit operates independently. Number of agents in a unit varies from 8 to 6. (look at this, for instance “Six Mossad agents, including two women, were captured by the Norwegian authorities “). I read two novels in which Mossad covert operations were thoroughly explained. One was ‘The Fist of God’ by Fredrick Forsythe, and the other ‘The Broker’ by John Grisham. I’m usually interested in those novels not because they tell of the heroics of Mossad agents, but because the elements and information upon which the story is told (like the structure of the unit, their ethical boundaries, their Modus Operandi ..etc..), are substantially true. In both novels, we are told about a ‘young, attractive female agent’ within each unit of the Kidon. The above excerpt from actual events corroborates this. Their missions were invariably boring and straightforward, to use their womanly endowment to obtain information by luring an ugly civil servant, or run (or obtain) certain useful items through airports and borders’ check-points by bringing the fat customs officer to his knees. Now Tzipi Livni was in her early 20s when the Operation Wrath of God Was in full force. You can see where this is going….

Why is this important? It’s not. It doesn’t matter much to me that the afore-said female was making her living by turning tricks or by seducing potential targets. To me, the pinnacle of her whorish career was this: while the children of Gaza didn’t have enough food to eat or medicine to medicate or electricity to turn on the light and study at night, when bombs and white phosphorous was falling upon their heads indiscriminately, this bitch had the audacity to stand before cameras and microphones and announce that:

"There is no humanitarian crisis in Gaza"

Enough circumstantial evidence, I suppose…

18 comments:

the real nick said...

She can't be a whore.
Whores are women.
Men have balls, women don't.
Tzipi Livni has bigger balls than Dubai Jazz.
Q.E.D.

Dubai Jazz said...

lol, Nick. Touche.

BUT, photos or it ain't true.

BuJassem said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NICK... very good one :)

I'd like to see photos please between the penultimate line and Q.E.D. :)

Btw, the name Tzipi Livni sounds like a really hot and uncomfortable type of tobasco only available in southern Mexico or something!

ouch!

Omar said...

yeslam timmak.. your evidence has me convinced

BuJassem said...

btw, you reminded me that it's illegal to insult a foreign leader under UAE law.. be careful.. don't say i didn't warn you hehehehe

Dubai Jazz said...

Omar,

Ahla we marhaba. It doesn't take much convincing, really.

Dubai Jazz said...

On a serious note though, it's interesting that Nick doesn't seem to be perturbed by black operations of the Mossad in Europe. Fascinating.

Dubai Jazz said...

Bu Jassem,

Last time I checked Livni was in the Israeli opposition and she had balls. She can't be insulted!

BuJassem said...

DJ, for someone with smaller balls than Livni, you write really well :)

btw, i think the ultimate punishment would be to force you to watch a video of Bush, El-Niten, and Livni have a threesome :)

Also, isn't she a minister of some sort in addition to being in the opposition?

Israeli politicians rotate so much, so don't worry, she'll be in the hot seat before long.. that's how it goes.

KJ said...

Man this post and the comments are making me really hard.

You got webcam?

Dubai Jazz said...

Bu Jassem,

One more mention of my balls and I'll go into a 'balls off' revelation!

LOL!

Dubai Jazz said...

Ya 3eeb al shoom ya KJ!

the real nick said...

Jazza,

You know, that character portrayed by Daniel Craig in 'Munich' - that was actually me. I confess, I'm a Mossad agent seducing Arab princesses in Marbella.

Btw., you would need bigger balls for that kind of work.

Dubai Jazz said...

Nick,

After viewing the 'full size' of your new photo, it seems to me that only your nose is getting bigger.

Desert Shark said...

Some of you are forgetting one thing, whore's are in the human being category. Livni is not human so therefore she can't be a whore. She is more like a combination of a vulture and that flesh eating bacteria.

Also, i think you owe all whores of the world an apology because even though their profession is downright distasteful and don't need to be treated with any respect, they still are not as bad as Livni.

rosh said...

She's a dyke!

Dubai Jazz said...

Desert Shark,

You're absolutely right. Not even that title is well-deserved.

Dubai Jazz said...

LOL @ Rosh!

She's a dyke whore :P