Pirates English

If you're a Facebook user, you might find this amusing. Change the language settings to (English Pirate), and see how good old one-eyed pirates would have used facebook!

Here are some:

Home : home port.
Profile: me.
Friends: me hearties.
Inbox: bottle o' messages.
Sent (messages): cast bottles.
Search inbox: scour bottle o' messages.
Wall: plank.
Info: swag.
Friends' requests: sorry louts think they're yer mate.
Event: grog fest sighted from the crow's nest.
Invite your friend to facebook: Invite ye landlubber mateys to set sail with ye on Facebook.

Mercato Management...

Should offer free iftars and shopping vouchers for those who can correctly guess how many spelling and grammatical mistakes are there in this photo.

Shame. Real shame.

P.S. I am refering to the writing in Arabic.

P.P.S. Mercato is a shopping center in Dubai.

VPILF

Wow... this woman is terrible. May God help the middle-east if she ever became a president. (actually, she's running for vice president. But there is a 30% chance , as Matt Damon puts it, that McCain will not live through the full time of his first term (if he's elected) and she will get to steer the helm henceforth).

In an answer to a question about her view of Russia's recent military activities in the Caucasus she said:

"Russia invaded Georgia unprovoked"

When asked what would be her reaction if Israel attacked the nuclear facilities of Iran she said:

"We shouldn't second-guess what measure Israel has to take to defend themselves"

"I don't think we can second-guess what Israel has to do to secure its nation"

"We can not second-guess the steps Israel has to take to defend itself"

Yes, she actually repeated the same thing three times. The interviewer, Charlie Gebson, was so frustrated that he tried to approach the issue with three different questions, but always getting back the same smeantics. "we should not second guess Israel"

Why should you not second-guess Israel, lady? are they the infalliable sons of God who have the divine right of inflecting pain and injustice on the Arabs and getting away with it?

And the pundits still wonder why America could not win the hearts and minds of Arab masses after 7 years of 9/11.

But here is the big surprise, when asked what she thinks of the Bush Doctrine she said:

"In what sense Charlie? you mean his world view?"

Are you fucking kindding me? She doesn't even know what the Bush Doctrine is? I, with my limited knowledge of politics, know what this evil doctrine is and seen people who were/are victims of it.

*end of rant*