Sunday, February 25, 2007

"I've been there" ... Tagged by Abu Fares

I was tagged by my friend Abu Fares, who’s also a mentor and an inspiring blogger:

Which city do I love the most in the world?

My traveling chronicles, I am afraid to say, are not as rich and eventful as Abu Fares’s. There are only three cities where I’ve lived long enough to establish a comprehensive impression about the place and the people, three different cities with staggering contradictions.

When I sat down to put my thoughts together into this post, I deliberately excluded all tourists destinations. Places where I’ve been on vacations, or on quick business trips I believe shouldn’t count.

If I am to love a place I need to see it from all facets, loving a city is like loving a woman, it takes time and companionship.


Aleppo, my birthplace, is the biggest urban entity in the realms of northern Syria, it is a home town for the authentic Andalusian melodies and rhythms. It’s arguably the ‘capital of rapture’, with a fierce rivalry from some of its middle eastern peers.
It is kind of a strange co-relation that every time I think of her I recall the smell of cardamom emanating from the spice dealerships in the ancient alleys of its old town.



Scenes of its grand mosques come to my mind, and how the earlier folks used to practice their Sufism rituals in these huge structures of awe and beauty. How their supplications of almighty would echo on the old ornate stones. And how its citadel has stood proud and defiant of all changes. Ramparts and turrets perching on an elevated hill with the advantage of topography, embracing those who have built it over the centuries, at the same time demonstrating a massive repelling thrust to its foes and raiders.



A quick look at its geological history reveals that Aleppo gets hit by major earthquake every 250 years.
If the virulent pattern is still at work, then I am frightened to say that, God forbids, we are bound to get one soon. My supplications ascend to almighty at this moment, to save Aleppo from an unimaginable disaster, if the unspeakable happens.



Riyadh, is the capital of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, and it’s where I’ve spent a very slow-going year of my life.
No matter how at odd we feel with a place, we eventually develop a mutual understanding, a ‘memorandum of agreement’ if you like, a definition of how the influences, the limits, the powers, the taboos and the adventures of the individual and the group are respectively circumscribed. This city is a living embodiment of the saying "stagnant waters are the most dangerous".


It is where smoking a hookah in a remote area deep inside the desert, under the mist of an outdoor cooling steam jets, surrounded by a pandemonium of TVs and agitated clownish people .. this mere dull activity is considered the hottest pastime for an average Arab expatriate like me.


It is where on any given afternoon you might be asked to hold your Pepsi can by your right hand instead of the left, and later in the evening, you would be asked (if you are an architect that is) to revise the design of a palace, by adding a secluded room with an independent ventilation system, and other features that will lead you to believe it’s only going to be used for marijuana joint smoking ...
After all, I can’t but say that I love Riyadh and I miss it, and I only realize this after we’ve parted, no wonder our Arab ancestry used to send their progeny to the desert to gain the backbone and the wisdom!


Dubai, is where I am living right now, it’s very hard to explain the tenuous n’ devious relationship I have with this town. I don’t feel as a stranger or as an intruder to say the least. It’s very easy to get along with everything. Very dynamic and fun-loving place.
If I can think of Aleppo as my mother and Riyadh as my Auntie, I would love to think of Dubai as my mistress; it was here where I’ve once revolted against all the molds and the traditions, and where I’ve once declared my contempt for all the rigid beliefs, and although I can manage now to keep the effervescence of ideas bridled, but I still think that being here has reframed my mindset forever.
It was once said by a wise man that ‘if you’re feeling bored in Dubai, it sure is your own problem’ With the wild night life, the hordes of Harley’s riders dressed in black, the flashy cars, the salsa afternoon sessions, and the round-the-clock supply of pleasure, you just can’t feel dull!


This place is also very hospitable, people are nice and super-friendly.
Men and women from around 190 different nationalities are registered here with the ‘residency’ status, and I must say that the rulers of this emirate have managed to develop this place as a melting pot.


Apart from this rosy picture, there is always a downside, Dubai has yet to develop a sense of community, with the continuous uproar about labors exploitation, the rising expenses, the stark contrast between different working classes and the racism exerted by some, it is still struggling within itself to achieve perfection.
Nevertheless, I would still rate Dubai as the hot-spot and the most talked-about city of the middle east.


But as far as I am concerned, it’s still a mistress, a mirage …. an unsustainable relationship!




So... let’s see where my next stop will be in this queer journey of life!
Here we go Abu Fares, the question that was presented in the simplest form, has wound up arousing a lot of memories and backdrops, and it hasn’t even been answered clearly….. :)

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Elissa reveals : 'Ana Wara Al Saniora'


Elissla is speaking up, she couldn't hold out anymore and it's now officially confirmed:
'Ana Wara Al Saniora' (I back Al Saniora) she said in an interview with AL Arabiya TV ....

I saw snippets of this interview today and I thought I'll be blogging about it after the full interview is broadcast, but one second: am I serious here? do I need to listen to Elissa for 45 minutes to make conclusions about whatever she wants to say? let's be real, in the presence of such woman on TV you may only get a grip on the flow of your thoughts for few moments, and then you are distracted with whatever fantasies you have in mind for busty chicks...

In her statement, she also adds that she wants the Arab Tourists back in Lebanon (does it sounds like a PR warming up for a thriving tourists season?)...

Don't get me wrong guys, I am not denying Elissa the right to speak her mind, I actually think it's quite a legitimate statement, a Lebanese citizen calling for support for her prime minister.


But again I am thinking, wouldn't it be more sensible for Elissa to stand Edam (in front of) Al Saniora and not behind him? I mean wouldn't that be more entertaining for the poor guy and his adversaries? and yet a powerful exhibition of the kind of talent he has amongst his supporters? after all couldn't Elissa be the missing link in the Lebanese political scene, the link that can get all the squabbling parties salivating at her performance?

I think that by polarizing herself in the way she did, she missed an opportunity to unify and salvage Lebanon from the mess....

Lebanon is just a weird country!.... a little beautiful weird country....!

On a related note, my gorgeous fellow blogger inmotion touches down on activism and charity in her recent post, she seems to be thinking on the same wave length as I am; and she's absolutely right, these are the people that we all should be concerned about:


BTW inmotion: have you found a companion yet for the gala dinner ? :)

(P.S. : no malice was intended toward our Lebanese brethren in this post, and no political statement was meant to be made, we all love our younger brother Lebanon and wish him a healthy future, of course, after he has re-conciliated with himself and has become once again an active part of the neighbourhood)

Saturday, February 17, 2007

فشة خلق

ألقاه في اليم مكتوفاً و قال له .... إياك إياك أن تبتل بالماء

بأبي أنت و أمي يا رسول الله
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و أنت القائل : يبدأ هذا الدين غريبا و يعود غريباً
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فطوبى للغرباء
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بأبي أنت
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و قد أخبرتنا أنه في آخر الزمان
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سيمسي القابض على دينه
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كالقابض على جمرة من نار
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ترى ما هي العِلة ؟
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أهو الكِبَرُ في نفوسنا ؟
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أهي الغفلة أم الضعف ؟
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أين هي الكلمة السواء ؟... أين هو الفرَج ؟
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لماذا تضيق صدورنا باتباع سنتك ؟
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لماذا تتثاقل خطانا في المسير على هديك ... ؟
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رحمتك يا رب
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لمَ حُرِمنا الطمأنينة التي عشناها صغاراً ؟
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أمكتوب علينا أن يتآكلنا الشعور بالذنب ؟
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فنُولد معه و نعيش معه و نُدفن معه ؟
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أم أننا استمرئنا المعصية ... ؟
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أتقتصُ منا بملائكة الدنيا لكي ترحمنا بملائكة الآخرة ... ؟
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أتبتلينا بالدنيا لتفرِجَ عنا في الآخرة ... ؟
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الصبر مرٌ... فمتى ينقلب المُر عسلاً ... ؟
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و هل سيُجزى الصابرون بما صبروا ... ؟
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لقد تاهت عنا الإجابات
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و تقطعت بنا السبل
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و وهنت العزيمة
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و اختلت الموازين
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و ما عدنا عرفنا
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شمالنا من اليمين

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

The 10 Steps Guide


Dubai Jazz approach on how to counter the aftermath of a futile love experience:

1) Unless you are planning to keep her/him as a friend (which is not recommended: pure friendship is innocuous but it’s a constant reminder) try to get rid of all the memorabilia :the SMS’s, the gifts, the scent of their perfume in your car/place, the emails, the Yahoo or MSN IDs, and their Blog (if any).

2) In case your break-up was based on religious, sectarian or social barriers; remember that if anyone of you had to change her/himself for the sake of making it work out, the adapted version might lead to the loss of affinity and spontaneity that has sparked the love from the first place. Don't push your way through an impasse, it was once said that :"If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging"

3) Try to learn your lessons; redefine what would you like your future partner to be. There is nothing more destructive than a recurring mistake.

4) Try to overhaul the paradigm that’s lead to the failure from the first place, be brutally honest with your self and ask the question :”where did I/it go wrong?”. Next time you are through a similar circumstances, you’ll be able to smell the trouble beforehand.

5) Try to restore your daily routine, get yourself busy with all things mundane. It’ll help you to shrug off the residual thoughts of bitterness and regrets.

6) Watch the world news; there’s nothing more helpful to forget your own predicaments than the sobering scenes of horror and atrocities from around the world.

7) Re-unite with an old friend.

8) Change your look, get a new haircut, a pair of expensive Italian shoes if you fancy them.

9) Watch a couple of blue movies.

10) If you are still communicating with your ex, try to pass these recommendations to her/him; it shall make you feel better...

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

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My funny Valentine......
Sweet comic Valentine. ....
You make me smile with my heart.

Your looks are laughable.
Unphotographable .....
Yet you're my favorite work of art.

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little week;
When you open it to speak?
Are you smart.....?

But don't change your hair for me...
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine....Stay....
Each day is Valentine's day....

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Let's Go for a Ride.

When I was in Ryiadh-Saudi Arabia, I had this friend who's coeval to me. He was the son of one Saudi bigwig (the only reason I befriended him was that because his mother was Syrian!).
He had the then most-desirable brand spank new Mercedes worth half a million of Ryals (I am not a motors-savvy so I forgot the model name).

Every Thursday, we would go for the crazy over-speeding ride through Tareek Al Matar (Airport Road), the airport road itself is a deserted stretch of asphalt, people who are really intending to go to the airport would pick another route just to circumvent the rash drivers.
I must confess that these were by far the most regrettable moments of my life.
Although driving at 240 km per hour is lots of fun, but it is nevertheless downright idiocy.
And although the car was perfect and the road conditions were also perfect in terms of leveling and driving comfort, but something must have felt wrong at the frenzy of 240 k.p.h, there was this freaking whiz emanating from the window rubber gaskets, and most importantly, the view angle was so narrow, and in case of anything intercepting our way, we would hardly have any time to react to it.
Now after giving you this prelude of my delinquent experinces in Saudi Arabia, allow me to take a detour to an article I read couple of months ago in wikipedia about the US's Interstates Highways, what struck me is the speed limits, which is 130 km/h as stated in the article, so I dug wikipedia for further information about speed limits all over the world, and here are some interesting findings:


Interstate Highway(US) _____ 130 km/h.
Canadian Highways _______110 km/h.
France Superhighways _____130 km/h.
Motorways (UK) ___________129 km/h.
Dubai Highways __________139 km/h.
Downtown Riyadh _________ Indefinite.


As far as I am concerned, when there is a speed limit imposed by the law, it doesn't only mean that driving over that limit is a violation of the law, it's also a jeopardy to human lifes.
Here I give you my 64.000 $ question ladies and gents, a question that I have been asking various people around since my revelation, with no one valid answer recieved:


IF DRIVING WITH A SPEED EXCEEDING 140 KM/H IS DEEMED DANGEROUS AND ILLIGAL ALMOST ALL OVER THE WORLD, EVEN ON THE MOST COMFORTABLE AND SUPERIOR HIGHWAYS, THEN WHY ARE CAR MANUFACUTERES ALLOWED TO PRODUCE CARS THAT CAN GO FASTER THAN THAT LIMIT?

I go for the conspiracy theory :)